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One fucking night man I was fucking watching some hardcore lesbian porno at liek 4 in the morning and then i fell asleep. around 5 i was sleeping when all of the sudden i woke up...sweating....with a fucking boner. I patted my boner then had a quick fuckin flashback to some crazyass dream i had. The dream was tripping me. I was on broadway with some niggas when two van trucks bus thing like scooby doo mobiles pulled up, and four gangster niggerbitches were all like get in our mofo trcuk buses nigga or well fuck yo azzz zup biotch. So i got in, and all of the sudden the trucks turned into escalades, the doors locked, and the windows turned into bars. Then the fucking niggers turned into 2 white people and a girl, who was mized with nails under her armpits, and gonnorhea all over her face. They then were all like buddy were gonna fucking feed you to the woodchopper if you dont let us rape you. So i was like no mommy no mommy no. The guy then smacked me and said he was gonna chop me up and skullfuck my remains. I cried more and more. They then hit me in the face witha bat and kicked me out of the vehicle. I then woke up...sweating...witha boner.

oh yes.

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